konotherelationshipcounselor:

all-four-cheekbones:

face-down-asgard-up:

sparseparsley:

swing-set-in-december:

regular-lord-joesus:

kummersaurus:

crying because 50 shades of grey



fifty shades of awful



JUST SAY IT
VAGINAVULVACLITORISLABIA

Over there! Over there! Send the word, send the word, over there!

Vaginas aren’t Voldemort, EL James. The Death Eaters can’t get you if you say it.

Dude, I’ve seen better fanfiction written by teenage girls with no sex experience whatsoever. Just say VAGINA.

konotherelationshipcounselor:

all-four-cheekbones:

face-down-asgard-up:

sparseparsley:

swing-set-in-december:

regular-lord-joesus:

kummersaurus:

crying because 50 shades of grey

fifty shades of awful

JUST SAY IT

VAGINA
VULVA
CLITORIS
LABIA

Over there! Over there! Send the word, send the word, over there!

Vaginas aren’t Voldemort, EL James. The Death Eaters can’t get you if you say it.

Dude, I’ve seen better fanfiction written by teenage girls with no sex experience whatsoever. Just say VAGINA.

(via sassygaymercutio)

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