MALCOM WE HAVE TO COOK
my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia
the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom
can someone help me find that picture with a guy standing naked on two plastic chairs holding two candles and a sign taped to his chest that says “i am serious now” and there’s a laptop hanging from his dick with a sun over it and also orbs and smoke
I FOUND IT
Fuck what my emotions said
i’m so popular at parties i make the best mixed drinks
paul gets it
Can’t we all just respect eachother regardless of gender/race/sex/sexuality
Please don’t fight fire with fire, it just causes more fire.
I feel loved c:
I don’t understand people that hate cis people. Some people are okay with the way they were born, and some people aren’t. That’s what happens.
Let’s just be nice and stop trivializing things.
how do people on tumblr become so interesting that people actually willingly ask them about their life like i’ve been here for 3 years and i’m pretty sure half of you don’t even know my name
Do you ever wanna replay a game but you remember there’s that one fucking level or mission that makes you go “Actually, maybe not”
"You used to ride me like that" :(