finally getting all the jokes i never got as a child when i watched indiana jones

"ill go check on willie"

"that’s all you’re gonna do? tell me what happen later"

msjewbooty:

sitting on top of the christmas tree because you are the star

anglelica:

my americanapparel application

i enjoy justin timberlake often

erble:

whew. what a night

erble:

whew. what a night

flaxbro:

If I hear one more person say they lost respect for Jennifer Lawrence over the nude photos I will get violent

SOMEONE BROUGHT BACK FIND THE AIRPORT WHAT THE FUCK

im gonna go to bed at ten tonight
someone who did not go to bed at ten and never will  (via barbaekque)

vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

Person: Have you seen that episode where...
Me: I have seen every episode, go on

insert terrible green day joke here

kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

bigendernepeta:

revtomdildomolar:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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my anaconda dont

Sometimes we hold hands when we fuck

because we can be as rough as we want
with each other’s bodies

but me holding your hand is my way of reminding you

that I’m nothing but gentle with your heart.

HE. (via stayygone)