I had a dream where every person, at exactly midnight on new years following their 22nd birthday, they possessed the body of their soulmate and people ran around trying to figure out who they were so that they could find eachother, and they left notes for the body’s owner to find with their address. And there were some language gaps so people had to translate it and travel to different countries carrying the notes they were left, and it was great
write a book right now
Our puppy recently had an operation and got the cone (or lampshade haha), so we decided to do this.
That, or he would be very embarrassed to be caught reading her ass.
I feel this is more like Whedon-bait.
Because we have to read in class, I can sit on someone’s desk while I read something else.
|☛||Queen Elizabeth II about the song Dancing Queen (x)|
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this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like
"hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater"
and i was just like
Hannah take off your shirt. I’d hate for you to get paint on you Led Zepplin shirt.
huh, that makes sense
let me just-
wait a second
maKE IT STOP
hello darkness my old friend
sWEE T MERCIFUL HEAVENS MAK E IT STO P
meredith, how do i open a new tab
*snorts snow* I LOVE WINTER
HAD A DREAM WHERE ONE OF MY GUY FRIENDS SENT ME DICK PICS
9/10 PENIS, PLEASE BUY MONSTER CONDOMS FOR YOUR MAGNUM DONG
The Singles (2005 - 2013).
- me in public
- thinking: if you can read my thoughts then hello
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE
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