browningtons:

MALCOM WE HAVE TO COOK

browningtons:

MALCOM WE HAVE TO COOK

youngstero:

my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia

the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom

Interviewer: You've been around for 10 years—where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Alex Turner: On a speedboat.
Interviewer: In a tracksuit?
Alex Turner: Tracksuit on a speedboat.
Interviewer: Not on tour?
Alex Turner: Maybe I'm on my way to the show in the speedboat.

myresin:

trulysophisticat:

fieryfruit:

fieryfruit:

can someone help me find that picture with a guy standing naked on two plastic chairs holding two candles and a sign taped to his chest that says “i am serious now” and there’s a laptop hanging from his dick with a sun over it and also orbs and smoke

image

I FOUND IT

……WHAT?

O.O
….?

tastefullyoffensive:

The big question of the Commonwealth Games. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

The big question of the Commonwealth Games. [x]

fuck what da teacher said

because my hair looks great 

REBLOG IF YOU WANT YOUR FOLLOWERS TO ANONYMOUSLY TELL YOU WHAT THEY REALLY THINK ABOUT 13TH CENTURY FEUDALISM
yageb:

Fuck what my emotions said

yageb:

Fuck what my emotions said

snorlaxatives:

i’m so popular at parties i make the best mixed drinks

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idiot89:

paul gets it

idiot89:

paul gets it

doctrspaceman:

i-need-the-pie-bitch:

Can’t we all just respect eachother regardless of gender/race/sex/sexuality

Please don’t fight fire with fire, it just causes more fire.

I feel loved c:

I don’t understand people that hate cis people. Some people are okay with the way they were born, and some people aren’t. That’s what happens.

Let’s just be nice and stop trivializing things.

nekama:

how do people on tumblr become so interesting that people actually willingly ask them about their life like i’ve been here for 3 years and i’m pretty sure half of you don’t even know my name

stokoetopia:

Do you ever wanna replay a game but you remember there’s that one fucking level or mission that makes you go “Actually, maybe not”

if you have sex dreams about me you must rate me as a lover

breakinglestrade:


"You used to ride me like that" :(

breakinglestrade:

"You used to ride me like that" :(